Oxhill News

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The Oxhill News

October 2010

This months News

Contents

 

Points to Ponder

A shotgun wedding is a matter of wife or death.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

Anyone who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.

 

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